Idiocy

Idiocy, normal people’s effective guard against sarcastic morons who think they’re being smart. 

humility

Among other things, C taught me humility.

die happy

Either you die happy or you die clueless.

screwed

Screwing up is the easiest thing to do.

leaving

There's something about leaving that makes

me pack and unpack at the same time.

regrets

If regrets we're not to come last, I would have been rich, smart, slim...
But then again, if regrets were efficient warnings, this life would have been a lousy roller coaster ride and I will either be stuck high up or way down low.

reveal

You shouldn't go telling people you're smart. 

Otherwise, they'll realize what a miserable 

dumb you really are. 

solution

If you can't beat them, kill them.

Frankie

C on Frank McCourt 

(after reading Angela's Ashes)

"I like Frankie,  he knows 

how to be a  kid, while being an adult."

rush

Time, is a raving lunatic.

follow

Tell him to tie his shoelace,

and he'll gladly throw away his shoes.

truth is

Love, not envy nor pride nor greed,
is the root of all evil.

seeesh

To you, who detest and think low 

of those who blog  for knowing fun and making fun 

and even, be made fun of.. get laid! 

I'm sure you can afford it.

fetch

Maybe I'm not an atheist but a realist.
Or maybe.. maybe a rebel.

But then again, what's the difference?

doze

I always tell myself to sleep early,

I'm just hoping I'd soon realize

I meant post meridian early,

not 5 in the morning.

that's it!

I can't believe I'm saying this but I really

hope the bald guy fires me.

For one thing, that would rid me of typing some lame excuse

in my resignation letter.

young & stupid

Don't rush, worries don't last forever.. savor the panic.

It's part of being young and stupid.

this way

If life's a two-way lane,

I'm stuck in vice versa traffic.

(if only I know what that means)

almost there

I wasn't kidding when I told him the last few

minutes to home is when I miss him the most.

breaking point

Tis a bad day, but don't scowl yet.. it's about to get worse.

canned genius

Don't judge the corned beef by its can.

- Charlie

keeps

The friends I'm bound to keep forever,

I met in high school.

strandemands

Would you believe me if I tell you that getting sick is my hair's way of telling me it's dying for a trim?

to be or not to be

Boredom is a horrible choice.

skin deep

And I thought people with degrees were supposed to be smart. Sadly, such label rarely applies. A man’s education does not justify or reflect his being. Yet some act as if it is the only thing that makes a person worthy. Shame!

fu

You people have to stick your snouts to your own lives and let others live the way they want to.

not anymore

I used to look up to her, she used to be soo good, soo different.. soo cool.

Not anymore.

doltish, at times

It's okay to say something dumb once in a while.

flash bomb

The best ideas come when you're depositing last night's dinner in a flushless toilet.

to do, not

So tell me, why do I keep on making these 'to do' lists if I just leave them forgotten on the farthest side of my desk. Huh?

free strangers

I love puj/puv rides (or any public transport), I get to sit beside people I do not know and will never know, ever.

écran tactile

(My well versed excuse in not owning a touch screen phone) Not only am I poor, I am also a present day Cro-Magnon who doesn't know how to use it, hence I stick with my tactile keypad cp.

It comes with a flashlight though, HAH, beat that!

Joliblah

I don't get it Jolibee, when I ordered for regular fries, you gave me a large. Then I asked for sprite, you gave me a coke. Seriously?

ego trip

facebook is all ego.

- Ninja Commando

smash therapy

Forget valerian and whatever happy, chill pill there is. Stop, look around, realize that there's a good reason why a mug and that solid wall were made.