life sucks!

Life sucks! 

Like leeches on steroids.

channeling Rodya

Channeling Rodya Raskolnikov, minus the murder.
I know, I should stop reading Dostoevsky.

happy not obnoxious

"Surround yourself with happy people" -
happy, not obnoxious.

maybe

There's too much scary in possibilities.

It's full of maybe. 

don't starve

Do whatever you want. Be whoever you want to be. 

Just be sure not to starve while you're at it. 

patience

Patience is a horrible virtue.

don't

Don't get mad, get even.
NO, actually you should do both!