flash bomb

The best ideas come when you're depositing last night's dinner in a flushless toilet.

to do, not

So tell me, why do I keep on making these 'to do' lists if I just leave them forgotten on the farthest side of my desk. Huh?

free strangers

I love puj/puv rides (or any public transport), I get to sit beside people I do not know and will never know, ever.

écran tactile

(My well versed excuse in not owning a touch screen phone) Not only am I poor, I am also a present day Cro-Magnon who doesn't know how to use it, hence I stick with my tactile keypad cp.

It comes with a flashlight though, HAH, beat that!

Joliblah

I don't get it Jolibee, when I ordered for regular fries, you gave me a large. Then I asked for sprite, you gave me a coke. Seriously?

ego trip

facebook is all ego.

- Ninja Commando

smash therapy

Forget valerian and whatever happy, chill pill there is. Stop, look around, realize that there's a good reason why a mug and that solid wall were made.