Idiocy

Idiocy, normal people’s effective guard against sarcastic morons who think they’re being smart. 

humility

Among other things, C taught me humility.

die happy

Either you die happy or you die clueless.

screwed

Screwing up is the easiest thing to do.

leaving

There's something about leaving that makes

me pack and unpack at the same time.

regrets

If regrets we're not to come last, I would have been rich, smart, slim...
But then again, if regrets were efficient warnings, this life would have been a lousy roller coaster ride and I will either be stuck high up or way down low.

reveal

You shouldn't go telling people you're smart. 

Otherwise, they'll realize what a miserable 

dumb you really are.